Poem in which everyone wears neck braces

I've seen the future and stylish
orthotics are ubiquitous.

We could not
quit craning toward
our shiny screens so
neckbraces became
must have accessories.

A wristwatch said
you were reliable;
glasses were
intelligent. But 

the neck brace
said something
more important,
passing teeth
and trousers
to be braces
type number one -
and companies
started supporting
as they did with the
tie and blackberry.

The neck brace said:
'I sought necessary
protection in advance
and will not be pursuing
damages'.